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Improbable Research, a university organization devoted to highlighting the absurd in real-life scientific research and development, is today radio broadcasting their annual Ig Nobel prize ceremony, which awards this farcical prize for the most improbable scientific work of the year.

This short YouTube video from a series the organization assembles is a fine example of some of their hilarious findings.

This is their page about the broadcast today, linking to the NPR listing of local carrier schedules of the broadcast and Science Friday’s web broadcast page.

For my area I’m tuning into KUER-FM 90.1 from noon to 2 for the broadcast.

I’ve been overhearing one of the audiobook recordings of A Series of Unfortunate Events, as my wife listens through it with our children, and she paused it and talked to them about it:

They’re laughing at the circus freaks because they think they’re better than them. But is that right? .. No, it isn’t, is it?

And this just got me thinking: We’re all freaks.

Which leads to:

All we like freaks have run away; we have run every one and joined our Circus; …

I’ve been playing through an old favorite of mine, the game EARTHBOUND, with my very young son, reading everything to him (and he likes the game very much). As I’ve been playing I’ve grabbed screen shots of what reminds me why I love the game. This is a gallery of those screen grabs.

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What I love about the game:

• It is the story of four children who conquer Giygas, the Cosmic Destroyer.
• Japanese wackiness. As you can see from the gallery, it is full of good-natured, daffy characters.
• It is incredibly musically versatile, prolific, expressive, and in my opinion, beautiful. Here is the track for your home.

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• The ultimate, world-saving weapon in the game is prayer. This is combined with the work of knocking back into their senses anyone or anything that has gone wild or insane (such as a Rowdy Mouse or Insane Cultist). Or, if they are a mortal enemy (such as a lil’ UFO, Spinning Robo, or Starman), destroying them.

I’m posting this awesome tune from a commodore 64 game I never played. But I’m listening to it. This is by the renowned 64 composer Rob Hubbard.

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I was at Buy Low in Provo this evening, looking at toilet paper. I saw what seemed like a good bargain to me, and as I started to grab a package, an old woman driving an automated cart arrived, and held up a package from her cart.

This one’s got a thicker weave, but it’s softer, it’s easier on your buns. You get six in a package for four dollars, and it’ll last you longer.

Ya gotta shop when the right folks are around to help you out.

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Only a few months ago, researchers at Yale unveiled the first Electronic Quantum Processor.

It operates on two qubits, which exist in multiple states simultaneously (that’s the quantum mechanical aspect). When they add more qubits, they’ll be able to calculate multiples of multiple states in one processor cycle.

Excerpt:

Because of the counterintuitive laws of quantum mechanics, however, scientists can effectively place qubits in a “superposition” of multiple states at the same time, allowing for greater information storage and processing power.

For example, imagine having four phone numbers, including one for a friend, but not knowing which number belonged to that friend. You would typically have to try two to three numbers before you dialed the right one. A quantum processor, on the other hand, can find the right number in only one try.

“Instead of having to place a phone call to one number, then another number, you use quantum mechanics to speed up the process,” Schoelkopf said. “It’s like being able to place one phone call that simultaneously tests all four numbers, but only goes through to the right one.”

What is the potential? Here’s a way to spell it out mathematically, going off Wikipedia’s article on the topic:

A classical computer has a memory made up of bits, where each bit represents either a one or a zero. A quantum computer maintains a sequence of qubits. A single qubit can represent a one, a zero, or, crucially, any quantum superposition of these; moreover, a pair of qubits can be in any quantum superposition of 4 states, and three qubits in any superposition of 8. In general a quantum computer with n qubits can be in an arbitrary superposition of up to 2n different states simultaneously (this compares to a normal computer that can only be in one of these 2n states at any one time).

Where that describes a pair of qubits (two) in a superposition of 4 states, this means the qubits are in 4 different states at the same time. Following this, a trio of qubits (three) are in a superposition of 8, so that it follows the order of exponents or powers, which proceed like this:

• 2 qubits = 2 to the second power (2^2) = superposition of 4 simultaneous states
• 3 qubits = 2 to the third power (2^3) = superposition of 8
• 4 qubits = 2 to the fourth power (2^4) = superposition of 16
• 5 qubits = 2 to the fifth power (2^5) = superposition of 32..

With each additional qubit, the simultaneous states (or superpositions) doubles, so that:

• 8 qubits = 2 to the eighth power (2^8) = superposition of 256..
• 16 qubits = 2 to the sixteenth power (2^16) = superposition of 65,536..
• 32 qubits = 2 to the thirty-second (2^32) = superposition of 4,294,967,296..
• 64 qubits = 2 to the sixty-fourth (2^642) = superposition of 18,446,744,073,709,551,616..

What is that last extremely large number leading with an 18? That’s eighteen quintillion – going from thousands, to millions, to billions, to trillions, to quadrillions, to quintillions. More precisely, almost 18-and-a-half quintillion.

What does this all mean? Current computers operate in Gigahertz, meaning a billion calculations in one second; a computer processor with a speed of 3 Gigahertz runs around 3 billion calculations in one second.

(This is staggering, just by itself.)

When they create a sixty-four qubit quantum computer, it will be capable of running a calculation requiring around 18 and a half quintillion guesses in a few clock cycles (only a few millionths of a second).

Carl Sagan, eat your heart out.

Don’t get too excited yet. They haven’t figured out how to even build a computer around this yet. It’s only a processor.

But it’s a quantum processor. A two-bit quantum-processor, with quantum logic gates and a quantum bus.

With this kind of power, you’ll be able to find the 39-digit number which, when you run it through an image processing algorithm, will by algorithmic decompression happen to exactly match a digital image which without compression takes 1 gigabyte to store, but once you find the one out of 5 duodecillion 39-digit “fingerprint” numbers that match the image, you’ll be able to losslessly “compress” the image to only several hundred bytes. I don’t necessarily know what I’m really talking about here, but it will be something like that.

You live in a Star Trek universe.

One day, possibly in your future, this will look something like this article.

Last night we (my wife and I) watched Season 4 Episode 9, entitled THE HUB, on DVD. This episode in particular was tremendous – but the whole series is.

There has not been one single episode in four seasons that has disappointed me.

My wife came “on board” late – she was updated of goings-on by watching the (funny) “What the frak is going on?” trailer – which you can watch at that link.* She thought the whole show would be trite, based on this trailer – no, the trailer is designed to be funny, but the show has real moral complexity and depth. If you lack time, I’d just watch that trailer and jump in to season 4 – but the show is very much worth watching from season 1.

My only criticism is minor – which is that they overuse the show-invented curse “frak” (hey, guess what that means??!)- where, agreements that loosely comparable military culture may be rich with curses aside -I think invented curses and lingo rarely (if ever) work well in fiction.

Hmm.. two technical complaints. Many of the actors are with The Mumbles – you need closed captions to understand them sometimes. And a dying Cylon prayed, and cried out “Heavenly Father..” (!!) and the closed captions did not transcribe it!

*I regret to advise FireFox users that I have never gotten the video player at that link to work in FireFox – only in Internet Explorer.

Every rare once in a while I get this surprise email from Zazzle saying my product sold. And I think, “Oh yeah, I want to, uh, market those things.”

$7.72 in royalties this year! Folks, we’re raking it in

Clearly, there could be a market (see the comment there) – I just gotta find it and market to it.

I am quite certain I recently spotted this kind of bird sitting in and then launching off a tree at the mouth of Provo Canyon as I drove around the bend of the road heading to that canyon. This was several days ago in the late evening coming home from work. This bird was very large, all black except a white sort of turkey-like neck and head.

I’ve learned this is a surprising or unusual claim, but a google search shows some support for its plausibility.

This screen grab is straight from the source. Well. Loaded in an emulator.

What? You don’t know what this is? Put down the x-box controller and look it up!

Every room and scene in this text adventure painted clear, vivid images in my head.

I will paint them. Starting with this.

After I do other things..

[Myeh. The Wordbook plugin copied the first draft with an innacuracy too soon at FaceBook, and I can't change it.]

I’ve become fascinated and very impressed by public-key encryption, which I’d never understood, but have now read up on at Wikipedia.

With this setup, you and you only hold a private decryption “key”. You also have a public encryption key. Anyone can encrypt anything with your public key, but anything so encrypted with your public key can only be decrypted with your private key. Your public key can therefore be completely public.
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As you know if you’ve been reading this blog, I’m a huge fan of these “Electric Sheep” images and the screensaver.  This morning I’ve started describing it in more detail at my Wiki page.

I’ve figured some basic ways to create my own original “children” Sheep by cross-breeding Sheep that someone else designed.  I’ve rendered them at a resolution to please virtually any computer “wallpaper” collector.  In the following two galleries, the link that says “open full image (click) ” is your friend

The first gallery is of the “parents” whose genes I crossed to create various children.  (Adobe Flash is required to view the galleries.)

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The following gallery is of the “children” (original creations!) whom I thought were pretty.  (I killed the others.)  Some of these were found by panning, zooming, and scrolling through their loop animation with Apophysis.  Again the “open full image (click)” link is your friend.

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Feel free to use and reuse these for any purpose.  The license is Creative Commons attrib. share-alike – and I request credit given to Richard Alexander Hall in reuse.  If you make derivative works from these, they’re completely yours.

I’d wait until I’ve added these to a page to market them as available for print on a huge poster (+ 2′ x 4′, like this one), but I haven’t the patience.  (I want to redesign that whole pick-a-sheep page as a blog page, anyway).  I’ve created some pretty things, and the world must know about it now!

Great news.  iTunes will drop copy protection on every song they sell.

If they also adopted LAME mp3 as their default encoder, added support for .ogg files to the iPod, reduced the software and memory footprint of iTunes by about half (it is such a hog!), and announced an iTunes extensibility/add-on API, I’d be wowed.

I use Winamp, but don’t really recommend it to people.  It’s a nerd’s music toy.  I use plugins with it that let me do a number of things:

• Rate songs, sort into cue folders (such as “edit”, “re-rip”, “audition”), send to recycle bin, etc. – using keyboard shortcuts (which really speeds up music tryouts)
• Auto-sort and rename files by my own custom preferences
• Rip from various video game music formats
• Play back a wide variety of music formats
• Navigate and cue music from a branching directory view
• Copy files anywhere merely by dragging them from the playlist
• Backup library and rating information
• Sync my collection (including “smart views” – which iTunes calls “smart playlists”, which for example will play all songs of genre x or y above a rating of 3, or everything with an “audition” comment in the tags, etc!) with my iPod.

That is all thanks to Winamp’s open plugin API, which invites the good will and genius of thousands of people who program so many plugins voluntarily.  iTunes can do only the last two on that list, and backing up the library never saved song ratings for me (that was several versions ago, so maybe they’ve clued into allowing that by now – I don’t know).

Winamp also has play/pause/rewind etc. keyboard shortcut capability “out of the box”.  It is also skinnable, meaning the way it looks can be very customized (thousands of skins have been created I’d guess), and optionally change at random with every played song.

This was reported almost three months ago, and I haven’t heard a peep about this from the wider press.  How can this be?

“Galactic cosmic rays carry with them radiation from other parts of our galaxy,” said Ed Smith, NASA’s Ulysses project scientist at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, Calif. “With the solar wind at an all-time low, there is an excellent chance the heliosphere will diminish in size and strength. If that occurs, more galactic cosmic rays will make it into the inner part of our solar system.”

Great, now we’re ruining not only the ozone layer, but we’re putting holes in the heliosphere way out beyond Pluto!  We have to stop polluting our planet – no, our solar system! I demand legislation to stop this now!