TOMMY, THE KITTENS, AND NAD
Tommy makes his first attempt at sewing.
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TOMMY: I’m sewing!
A kitten endlessly howls in pain.
TOMMY: I’m sewing the kittens together!
Where are the sounds from the other kitten? It’s dead.
TOMMY: They’ll love each other.
NAD: Do you mean love in the Biblical sense?
TOMMY: I mean love in the Biblical sense!
NAD: (awed) Woooow.
The kitten cries in the throes of death and falls silent.
TOMMY: I mean LOVE IN THE BIBLICAL SENSE!
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