TRAINING VIDEO: PUT THE CAT IN THE BOX
by RAH concept by RAH and RLH
This may best be expressed as an animation. Plus that way there’s no harm/aggravation to animals.
EXT. – MIDDLE-CLASS NEIGHBORHOOD – FRONT OF A HOUSE
There is some AWESOMELY HYPNOTIC BLAND INDUSTRIAL/TECHNO MUSIC playing in this AWESOME VIDEO. THE MUSIC INCLUDES ROBOTIC CAT MEOWS. A MALE PERSON picks up his MALE CAT ON A LEASH and attempts to put the cat in A SMALL BOX. THE NARRATOR is AN ENTHUSIASTIC YUPPIE SURFER WHO MANAGES OFFICIOUSNESS:
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- Put that cat in a box!
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The cat is disgruntled and runs: the leash stops him.
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- Pull that leash now!
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The person manages to get the cat back in his arms without it scratching him (which it attempts to).
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- NARRATOR
- (sympathetic)
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- Aww, Pinky’s upset. That’s good!
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The person puts the cat in the box and suffers a few scratches on the way, yelping in pain. He seals the box, walks to the curb, and dumps it in the garbage can.
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- NARRATOR
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- Don’t tell the garbage man!
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DISCLAIMER TITLE:
DON’T DO THIS.
