TACO
[Update: this script has been revised and archived here in Adobe Reader format (with this collection of my scripts).]
Just moving this script from somewhere else – not certain exactly when I wrote it..
EXT. – A FAST FOOD RESTARAUNT
The sign of the restaraunt identifies it as HAMBURGERS. A MEXICAN pulls up to the drive through. The drive through worker addresses him through the speaker.
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- FAST FOOD WORKER
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- Hi welcome to hamburger what can I get you?
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The Mexican regards the signs. He is puzzled.
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- MEXICAN
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- Hey muchachos, where are your tacos?
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The fast food worker puzzles over the patron’s request and lack of knowledge. The patron believes he can get what he wants with song.
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- MEXICAN
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- Hey muchachos, Donde esta sus tacos, hey muchachos?
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The fast food worker is taken further aback, and decides to try his own at the foreign:
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- FAST FOOD WORKER
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- Wir bin ein Hamburger und we no have ze tacos, no no, ja?
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The Mexican worker betrays his queit dissapointment to the camera.
CUT TO:
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- TITLE AND VO
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- Taco.
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